Mr. Edwards

Mathematics teacher from New York City.

Description:
  • Body John is a big guy. He probably works out.
    • Gen. Athletics: .. He once substituted for the PE instructor and ran more laps than the rest of the students.
    • Struggle: .. One time, a kid took a swing at him during lunch, and he managed to restrain the kid without giving him a scratch.
  • Speed He plays basketball during lunch and makes almost every shot.
    • Dodge: .. And he’s done this when he was playing 8 on 3.
    • Driving: .. He drives his ugly grey Volvo like a race car; which is to say, in a very poor manner.
    • Initiative: .. When Mr. Kwasi surprised him during an interview for the school news by jumping out of a trash can, he shut the lid of the garbage bin before Kwasi could say “boo.”
  • Mind He’s clever.
    • Gen. Education: .. He’s got multiple degree-looking things hung up by his desk.
    • Notice: .. But he’s not too good at seeing kids text on their cell phones.
    • Conceal: .. You’re pretty sure he texts during the lulls in his lecture sometimes.
    • Teaching: .. But he’s a pretty good teacher!
  • Soul In terms of relatability, he’s got a good connection with his students.
    • Charm: He’s got authority.
    • Lying: He might be bluffing about it, though.
Bio:

Mr. John Edwards is the Mathematics department’s only real saving grace. A teacher who really cares about his students and hopes to get them out of the dead-end town that is Ash Creek, he helps his students excel by being an excessively hard-working teacher. However, his comments about how kids “don’t want to spend the rest of their lives in a steel yard” have rubbed the local populace a little wrong, and so people above 18 tend to give “the outsider” a cold shoulder…

Mr. Edwards

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